By: Jillian Pedersen
Megan Garrett pretty much says what we’re all thinking everyday as a parent. She just does it in a hilarious way. The Casting Crowns piano player and singer has posted several amazing tweets in the past year. But now it’s time we share it with you!
Get ready to laugh:
When you have 3 kids fighting over 1 leftover donut, you fix them something else then eat the donut yourself. It pays being the boss.
— Megan Garrett (@MeganGarrett) February 26, 2016
Parenting a toddler boy is not for the faint of heart. Pray for me…….and him.
— Megan Garrett (@MeganGarrett) January 14, 2016
My 9 yr old daughter sassed me right as I was handing her the cake pop she ordered at Starbucks….so I licked it first.
— Megan Garrett (@MeganGarrett) December 7, 2015
I think I’ve done enough adulting for the day. #tired
— Megan Garrett (@MeganGarrett) October 21, 2015
‘Stop putting waffles in your pants!’ Things I’ve never said until I had a boy.
— Megan Garrett (@MeganGarrett) August 15, 2015
And then there’s these:
I just spent the last 5 minutes of my life so frustrated that my credit card would not open my hotel room door. #losingmymind
— Megan Garrett (@MeganGarrett) December 29, 2015
3 words that will change your life: Flushable. Kitty. Litter. #welcometothefuture
— Megan Garrett (@MeganGarrett) December 19, 2015
In other words, we seriously love Megan Garrett!